Ek Baat Aaj Tak Samajh Nahin I Ki... Agar Kanya Ko 'Sukanya' Kah Sakte Hain To Var Ko 'Suvar' Kyon Nahin Kaha Jata?
Tum Kya Jano Us Vakt Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzari Thi Jab Usne Kaha Tha... . . . . . . . . Tum Mujhse Do Saal Chhote Ho Didi Bola Karo
Techer: Batao Allama Iqbal Kahan Paida Hue Aur Unhonne Kaha Taalim Haasil Ki? Pathan: Vo Aspatal Men Paida Hue Aur Skool Men Taalim Haasil Ki!
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Ek Pathan Ne Apani Begam Ko Goli Maar Di Kyonki Uski Begam Ne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Jaindagi Nikah Se Pahle Se Hi 'Shan' Aur 'Shaukat' Ke Saath Gujarne Ki Aadi Ho
Pathan Ne Ek Nai Kar Kharidi Aur Penter Ko Kaha Isper Kuch Aisa Likha Do Ki Log Dekhte Hi Pahchan Jayen Ki Ye Pathan Ki Kar Hai"A Penter Ne Likha ... ... "Darwaja Bahar Khulta Hai"A